9oz scented candle - You'll Do, I Guess

🔥 Why Choose Our Cheeky Candles? 🔥

• 100% natural soy wax blend: Because we like our candles like we like our jokes - clean and natural!
• Cotton wick: No synthetic nonsense here, just pure, unadulterated flame action.
• Hilarious messages: Each candle comes with a message so cheeky, it'll make your grandma blush.
• Long-lasting burn: 50-60 hours of burn time, because good humor should never fizzle out.
• Eco-friendly: Save the planet while you crack wise!

🍦 Scent-sational Fragrances 🍦

Spice up your space with our aromatic offerings:

• Vanilla Bean: For when you're feeling anything but plain
• Comfort Spice: Hotter than your ex's new flame
• Sea Breeze: Smells better than your dating history
• Unscented: For those who like their humor dry
• Fresh Balsam: Pine-ing for a good time?
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Basic never smelled so good
• Pink Grapefruit: Zesty like your comebacks
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Chill out, you absolute legend

🕯️ The Nitty Gritty Details 🕯️

• Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax) - Big enough to impress, small enough to hide from nosy visitors
• Clear glass vessel: See the flame, feel the cheek
• Permanent adhesive label: Our jokes stick around longer than your resolutions
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts: Worldly humor, local charm

🚨 Safety First, Laughter Second 🚨

• Keep burning candles within sight. Don't let the flame ghost you!
• Keep away from kids and pets. They're not ready for this level of wit.
• Never burn near flammable items. Our candles are hot, but not that kind of fire hazard.
• Burn for 3-4 hours each lighting. Like a good comedy show, timing is everything.
• Trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Short wicks, long laughs.
• Stop using when there's 1/2" of wax left. Know when to bow out gracefully.

Remember, all our scents come in the same natural color. We don't discriminate - all our candles are equally pale and cheeky.